before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
Has this been done before? I don’t know, I couldn’t get it out of my head though, so I made this.
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
Love me some sour gummy worms!!!
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute